In Unsex Me Here, trans femmes meet sage-femmes, bitches in perimenopause become truly regal, and voiceless queens make themselves heard in a kaleidoscope of ritual acts of feminist solidarity. In this dance and drag performance, Maria F. Scaroni and Olympia Bukkakis explore the figures of the queen and the witch—both in Western historical imagination and in the queer here and now. The two protagonists take the titles of “queen” and “witch,” often attributed to them humorously, seriously and examine what it means to be a monarch, a healer, a drag queen, a wise woman, a trans femme, and a (peri)menopausal woman; what it means to be childless and yet fertile. To refuse reproduction and yet become more.